tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-120718132009-09-26T22:52:45.702+08:00A collection of personally composed jokes by Ka Webspy.Ka Webspynoreply@blogger.comBlogger48125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12071813.post-1117386141763199642005-05-29T00:58:00.000+08:002005-05-30T01:02:21.766+08:00May isang tao hinula ng MMDA sa salang paglabag sa anti-Jay Walking order.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Hinuli:</span> Sir ba't mo naman ako huhulihin?<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">MMDA: </span>Jay Walking po kayo? Kailangan niyong magbayad ng 500 pesos na multa bago kayo pakawalan.<br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Hinuli:</span> Multa? 500 Pesos? Sir, meyembro po ako ng Ang Dating Daan ni Brother Eli Soriano. Bawal po sa amin ang magbayad ng multa... Please maawa po kayo sa akin....<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">MMDA:</span> Bakit daw bawal sa inyo magbayad ng multa?<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Hinuli:</span> E, sugal po iyon e.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12071813-111738614176319964?l=jokejokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ka Webspynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12071813.post-1117385914693052682005-05-30T00:54:00.000+08:002005-05-30T00:58:34.696+08:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Pasyente:</span> Ano po ang sakit ko?<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Doctor:</span> Complication. Dami!<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Pasyente:</span> Marami po? Sabi nung doctor ko isa lang daw sakit ko e. Hypertension lang daw.<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Doctor:</span> Sino bang doctor mo? Anong gamot ang pinainom sa iyo?<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Pasyente:</span> Si Bro. Eli Soriano po. Pinaiinom po sa aking yung unang ihi ko pagkagising ko.<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Doctor:</span> Nyaaaaa!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12071813-111738591469305268?l=jokejokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ka Webspynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12071813.post-1117261232984478102005-05-28T14:10:00.000+08:002005-05-28T14:20:32.986+08:00Isang araw nagkitang muli ang magkaibigang Pedro at Juan. Kasama noon ni Juan ang isang magandang babae. Maria ang pangalan ng babae ayon na rin sa pakilala ni Juan. Bestfriend daw niya. <br /><br />At dahil iyon ang unang pagkikita nilang dalawa simula noong umalis si Juan para mag-aral sa kolehiyo, ay niyaya sila ni Pedro sa kanilang bahay upang mag-inuman.<br /><br />Hating gabi na ng matapos ang kanilang inuman, kaya't doon na rin sila pinatulog ni Pedro. Maliit lang ang bahay ni Pedro kaya halos magkatabi lang silang nakahiga.<br /><br />Nang magmamadaling araw na naalimpungatan si Pedro at nakita niyang nakapatong si Juan sa kasama nitong babae.<br /><br />Kinabukasan, kinausap ni Pedro si Juan:<br /><br />Pedro: Akala ko ba Bestfriend mo yung babae?<br />Juan: Bestfriend ko nga. KATALIK NA KAIBIGAN!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12071813-111726123298447810?l=jokejokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ka Webspynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12071813.post-1113158316681208952005-05-26T02:38:00.000+08:002005-05-26T20:22:02.770+08:00<strong>Q7.</strong> Bakit lahat ng inirehistrong pangalan ng Iglesiang nasa Apalit ay may INC sa dulo nito?<br /><br /><strong>Sagot:</strong> Pangalan yan ng may-ari ng Iglesia. Si Incong!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12071813-111315831668120895?l=jokejokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ka Webspynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12071813.post-1113158347564659682005-05-25T02:38:00.000+08:002005-05-26T20:20:49.326+08:00<strong>Q8.</strong> Bakit hanggang ngayon ay hindi pa nagamot ang sakit ni Eli Soriano?<br /><br /><strong>Sagot:</strong> Umiinom kasi siya lagi ng ihi.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12071813-111315834756465968?l=jokejokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ka Webspynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12071813.post-1113158278688150422005-05-24T02:37:00.000+08:002005-05-26T20:19:07.116+08:00<strong>Q6.</strong> Bakit kapagka nagsasalita sa video-phone si Eli Soriano ay panay ang yuko niya sa kanyang mesa?<br /><br /><strong>Sagot:</strong> Tinitingnan niya ang lata ng evap-milk kung puno na ba ng SARS.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12071813-111315827868815042?l=jokejokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ka Webspynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12071813.post-1113158254409627712005-05-23T02:37:00.000+08:002005-05-26T20:07:16.596+08:00<strong>Q5.</strong> Ano ang madalas isinasagot ni Soriano sa mga nagtatanong?<br /><br /><strong>Sagot:</strong> Tanga! Bobo! Tarantado!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12071813-111315825440962771?l=jokejokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ka Webspynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12071813.post-1113158230313291252005-05-22T02:36:00.000+08:002005-05-22T01:38:01.356+08:00Q4. Ayon kay Eli Soriano, iilan daw ang tunay na Dios?<br /><br />Sagot: Iisa lang daw po... iisang barangay<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12071813-111315823031329125?l=jokejokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ka Webspynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12071813.post-1113158204543677672005-05-21T02:36:00.000+08:002005-05-22T01:37:45.976+08:00Q3. Paano mababasa ni Eli Soriano ang nakasarang Biblia at patay ang ilaw?<br /><br />Sagot: Simple lang... Si satanas ang nagbabasa at dinidikta sa kaniya.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12071813-111315820454367767?l=jokejokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ka Webspynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12071813.post-1113158175864353462005-05-20T02:35:00.000+08:002005-05-22T01:37:30.563+08:00Q2. Ang MRT ba at LRT ay gumagamit ng gasolina?<br /><br />Sagot: Siyempre! Sabi ni Soriano, eh!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12071813-111315817586435346?l=jokejokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ka Webspynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12071813.post-1113158148952324042005-05-19T02:35:00.000+08:002005-05-22T01:37:15.986+08:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">Q1.</span> Ano ang bagong pangalan ng samahang Ang Dating Daan?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Sagot:</span> Iglesia ni Asiriheh! Heh! Ha! Ha!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12071813-111315814895232404?l=jokejokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ka Webspynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12071813.post-1113158085774745662005-05-18T02:34:00.000+08:002005-05-17T22:19:09.390+08:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Q15:</span> May pagkakataong itinuro ni Soriano na ang dalawang pinag-isa (taong-bago) ay ang mga Judio at Gentil, isang aral na itinataguyod din ng mga Saksi ni Jehovah. Bakit kaya ipinahayag ni Soriano na ang Saksi ni Jehovah ang nangopya ng aral gayong umiiral na ang samahang ito bago pa si soriano isinilang?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Sagot:</span> Natural, dios daw si Eli Soriano eh. Sino ba ang nauna ang dios o ang tao?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12071813-111315808577474566?l=jokejokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ka Webspynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12071813.post-1113158052584364942005-05-17T02:33:00.000+08:002005-05-17T09:16:52.843+08:00<strong>Q14:</strong> Ayon kay Soriano, may sira daw ang ulo ng taong nagsasalita ng kontrakontra. Kung gayon, ibig bang sabihin na may sira ang ulo ni Soriano dahil kontrakontra ang kaniyang mga aral na itinuro sa Ang Dating Daan?<br /><br /><strong>Sagot:</strong> Hindi, dahil hindi lamang may sira kundi sira na talaga ang ulo niya.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12071813-111315805258436494?l=jokejokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ka Webspynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12071813.post-1113158027517885422005-05-16T02:33:00.000+08:002005-05-17T09:16:25.376+08:00<strong>Q13:</strong> Ayon kay Soriano, dahil sa dami daw ng mga dios ano raw ang nangyayari?<br /><br /><strong>Sagot:</strong> Kumukulo na raw ang mga dios.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12071813-111315802751788542?l=jokejokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ka Webspynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12071813.post-1113157995079897962005-05-15T02:32:00.000+08:002005-05-17T09:15:43.193+08:00<strong>Q12:</strong> Hindi ba't ang Dios ay sinasamba?, Paano kaya sinasamba ni Eli si Dios Navales?<br /><br /><strong>Sagot:</strong> Eh pano pa, di niluluhuran.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12071813-111315799507989796?l=jokejokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ka Webspynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12071813.post-1113157954896474132005-05-14T02:32:00.000+08:002005-05-17T09:15:18.386+08:00<strong>Q11:</strong> Ano ang tawag sa pantas na palamura?<br /><br /><strong>Sagot:</strong> Ang tawag don, Eli Soriano.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12071813-111315795489647413?l=jokejokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ka Webspynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12071813.post-1113157936689035812005-05-13T02:31:00.000+08:002005-05-17T09:14:55.050+08:00<strong>Q9:</strong> Ano ang katulad ng Convention Center ng Ang Dating Daan?<br /><br /><strong>Sagot:</strong> Katulad ito ng palengke.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12071813-111315793668903581?l=jokejokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ka Webspynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12071813.post-1113157903240330492005-05-12T02:31:00.000+08:002005-05-17T09:14:26.166+08:00<strong>Q9:</strong> Ano ang katulad ng Convention Center ng Ang Dating Daan?<br /><br /><strong>Sagot:</strong> Katulad ito ng palengke.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12071813-111315790324033049?l=jokejokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ka Webspynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12071813.post-1113157862746648022005-05-11T02:30:00.001+08:002005-05-17T09:14:00.626+08:00<strong>Q8:</strong> Bakit pabagubago ang aral na itinuro ni Soriano tungkol sa TAONG BAGO?<br /><br /><strong>Sagot:</strong> Kasi sabi niya, ang sugo daw ng Dios ay hindi na nag-iisip kung ano ang isagot, kaya hindi na niya ginamit isip niya kundi ang bibig na lamang niya.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12071813-111315786274664802?l=jokejokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ka Webspynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12071813.post-1113157840234425172005-05-10T02:30:00.000+08:002005-05-10T08:41:58.333+08:00<strong>Q7:</strong> Ano ang tawag sa mga aral na itinuro ng pantas na si Eli Soriano na hindi nakasulat sa Biblia?<br /><br /><strong>Sagot:</strong> Ang tawag don, PANTAS-YA<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12071813-111315784023442517?l=jokejokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ka Webspynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12071813.post-1113157804969240532005-05-09T02:29:00.000+08:002005-05-09T14:33:23.210+08:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Q6:</span> Ano ang tawag sa isang pantas gaya ni Soriano na mahilig magturo ng aral na hindi nakasulat sa Biblia?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Sagot:</span> Eh, ano pa, di PANTAS-YERO!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12071813-111315780496924053?l=jokejokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ka Webspynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12071813.post-1113157782235931452005-05-08T02:29:00.000+08:002005-05-09T14:32:50.953+08:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Q5:</span> Bakit daw ginawang asin ang asawa ni Lot noong sunugin ang Sodoma at Gomora?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Sagot:</span> Ayon kay Soriano, para daw madaling matunaw. Kasi 'pag ginawang bato hindi raw iyon matutunaw, kung ginawang kahoy matagal daw matunaw.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12071813-111315778223593145?l=jokejokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ka Webspynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12071813.post-1113157745661015612005-05-07T02:28:00.000+08:002005-05-09T14:32:15.876+08:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Q4:</span> Paano kaya nalaman ni Eli Soriano na, nagcaucus sa langit ang mga Dios at sa panahong yaon ay nag-suggest ang Anak na siya na lang daw ang baba sa lupa upang iligtas ang mga tao sa kapahamakan, gayong hindi ito mababasa sa Biblia?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Sagot:</span> E dios din daw siya, kung gayon, kasama siya don sa nagcaucus.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12071813-111315774566101561?l=jokejokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ka Webspynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12071813.post-1113157695658795292005-05-06T02:27:00.000+08:002005-05-09T14:31:34.796+08:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Q3.</span> Ayon kay Eli Soriano, "Kawawa si Cain na pinatay ng kaniyang nakakatandang kapatid?", Bakit ganito ang pagtuturo ni Eli Soriano?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Sagot:</span> Nagbabasa kasi siya ng Biblia na patay ang ilaw eh.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12071813-111315769565879529?l=jokejokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ka Webspynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12071813.post-1113157664109683792005-05-05T02:27:00.000+08:002005-05-05T19:10:13.100+08:00<strong>Q2</strong>. Sino ang dios na may puwet?<br /><br /><strong>Sagot:</strong> Siyempre si dios Eli Soriano at dios Danny Navales<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12071813-111315766410968379?l=jokejokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ka Webspynoreply@blogger.com